new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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