we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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