Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
its not stalking. its research.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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