I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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