they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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