Your tits are I can't wait for
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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