great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
only if we run a train.
done.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I am naked and annoyed.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Randomize
