On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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