Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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