Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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