you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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