Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Just invented taco cereal.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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