you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
where am i from again
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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