no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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