Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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