I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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