Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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