dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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