Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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