these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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