thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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