We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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