ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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