some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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