Christians are straight up FREAKS
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
