dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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