At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Quick, to the slutcave!
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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