i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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