just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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