I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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