don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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