and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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