Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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