She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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