So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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