haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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