just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The air was thick with penises
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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