She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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