Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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