Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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