Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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