Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We're too hungover to prance.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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