I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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