we're blogging at a bar
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just gargled with NyQuil
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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