physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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