problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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