Banned from zoo.
Again?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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