so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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