oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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