Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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